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High Priest: Armaments Chapter One, verses nine through twenty-seven:
Bro. Maynard: And Saint Attila raised the Holy Hand Grenade up
on high saying, "Oh Lord, Bless us this Holy Hand Grenade, and with it
smash our enemies to tiny bits." And the Lord did grin, and the people
did feast upon the lambs, and stoats, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals,
and lima bean...
High Priest: Skip a bit, brother.
Bro. Maynard: And then the Lord spake, saying: "First, shalt
thou take out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count to three. No more, no
less. *Three* shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the
counting shall be three. *Four* shalt thou not count, and neither count
thou two, excepting that thou then goest on to three. Five is RIGHT OUT.
Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest
thou thy Holy Hand Grenade towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight,
shall snuff it. Amen.
All: Amen.-- Monty Python, "The Holy Hand Grenade" |
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